Don't Worry, Be Happy.

Sep 20

Master of the House: So I found my prostate today -

As you all likely don’t know
I have hemorrhoids

So my mom bought me suppositories for it
anyways I was freaking out because I’d never put anything up my butt before and I didn’t know if it was supposed to go all the way up there or what… So I call my mom on the phone and I’m like “What the hell…

Words can not explain how I feel about this.

(Source: lowery150)

Aug 30

RED HEADS

Aug 29

there have been a lot of major things happening, hardly any of which are good. It’s making me think a lot even in my dreams. I don’t know if I want this anymore, If I can mentally handle it. I want to be able to handle it, I have worked so hard to get here but things seem to just be falling down hill faster than I think anyone could handle. This is all just stupid.

Aug 20

BUZZ KILLINGTON HAS HAD MY BACK EVEN IN MY MOST RIDICULOUS ARGUMENTS <3

Rule 28

(via buzz-killington)
There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw. <3

-abomination:

(via danielulzz)

Now this is something I can eat apple sauce too.

buzz-killington:

(via danielulzz)

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I’M TRYING TO EAT APPLE SAUCE BUT NOW I CAN’T BECAUSE I FINISHED IT BUT THIS IS STILL GROSS I CAN’T EVEN

JASON IM NOT EVEN KIDDING YOU BETTER TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK. THE HELL IS THIS? AH FIFVHQYHJ